I can tell her how much I've been thinking about her. Chandler: Okay, uh, what do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it'll be good. Chandler: What do you want from me? Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend! Chandler: I AM pretending. Joey: What the hell was that? Chandler: What? Joey: Kathy was being nice and you just walked away. It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother. I remember I cried the night you made that up.
It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it. Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up just to try to fool our parents. Rachel: What was that? Ross: Monica knows. Monica: Hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet? The One with Joey's New Girlfriend Rachel: You know what else is really great about him? Oh, what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom? Ross: Oh. I would've thought it was the other way around. Treeger: You have pets? Joey: No-no-no-no, those are nicknames. Where would the chick and the duck live? Mr. Treeger: You want me to kick you guys out instead? Joey: No, you can't do that. The One with the Ballroom Dancing Joey: Please don't kick Monica and Rachel out! This wasn't their fault, it was mine. Judy Geller: A bitch? Monica: Well, I was going for "wrong", but we can use your word. Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success, which would make you. Monica: And you? Judy Geller: I thought it was. Joanna: Why? Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me. The One with the 'Cuffs Joanna: What are you doing? Chandler: I'm getting dressed. Monica: What happened? Chandler: Well, let's see, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed. Oh man if I ever see that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do? Chandler: Bend over? Chandler: So you got in there voluntarily? Joey: I was trying to make a sale. The One with the Cat Chandler: OH MY GOD! Joey: WHAT? Chandler: Are you alright? Joey: Aw man, he said he wouldn't take the chairs! Chandler: What the hell happened? How were you locked in and where the hell is all of our stuff? Joey: This guy came by to look at the unit and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man. Monica: Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us. Rachel: Maybe there's someone you can talk to. Joey: That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Eww! Joey: Yeah that's right. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't.bend that way. Eww! You peed on yourself? Phoebe, Rachel: Eww! Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Ross: Wait a minute, I saw that, on the Discovery Channel. Joey: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel. Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole! Chandler: And then Joey remembered something. Chandler: We were two miles from the house. Y-o-u-r means "your"! Rachel: You know, I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you! We are soooo over! Ross: FINE BY ME! Rachel: And those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're home on Saturday nights playing scrabble with Monica! Monica: Hey! Rachel: Sorry! But I feel bad about all that sleep you'll miss wishing you were with me! Ross: Oh, no, don't worry about me "falling asleep." I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER! Rachel: And, hey, just so you know - it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! Chandler: I knew it! FRONT AND BACK! And by the way, y-o-u- apostrophe-r-e means "you are". And you had rambled on for eighteen pages.
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The One with the Jellyfish Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break this relationship! Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from the copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for! Ross: I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for! I didn't finish the letter! Rachel: What? Ross: I fell asleep! Rachel: You fell A-SLEEP?! Ross: It was five-thirty in the morning.
11 The One with All the Wedding Dresses.9.1 The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie.
9 The One Where They're Going to Party!.7 The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line.
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